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Left Handed, Musician, Sarcastic, Miserable, Worthless, Failure.
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Apr 23 2014 12:19 am

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The coolest cat on the web FINALLY has a Facebook page. So go LIKE IT NOW!

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Apr 22 2014 11:22 pm

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Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 (1996) and in Mario Kart 8 (2014)

This Level Ruins Friendships.

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Apr 22 2014 4:40 pm

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I Have No Life And Made My Cat A Facebook Page. So. Go Like It. Or Not. 

Apr 22 2014 2:20 pm

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Apr 21 2014 10:38 pm

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COBRaaaaaaww! (by @WrasslorMonkey)

Apr 21 2014 9:19 pm

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Apr 21 2014 8:20 pm

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Apr 21 2014 4:41 pm

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Apr 21 2014 3:32 pm

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Seriously though I hate that this is true.

Apr 21 2014 2:20 pm

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Apr 20 2014 10:08 pm

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Acquitted Development



In case anyone was wondering, I am still unendingly furious about this.

>taking the daily show seriously
>comedy central


Full of debunked misinformation that you ignorant people still believe in. Zim never used SYG. Police didnt tell him not to follow, the non emergency 911 volunteer operator said not to but alluded to asking where he was, implying to keep an eye on the teen. Zim had gave up anyway and was returning to his car when he was jumped. Following is not illegal, and its not stalking. It wasnt about race either. He wasnt white either. FBI investigated race as well and came up with nothing, the REAL mother said it wasnt about race. They made it out as he was an armed vigilante lmao, nothing about defending yourself constitutes vigilantism.

>marrissa alexander

Even more false information with this than the zimmerman case. You are not allowed to fire “warning shots” with stand your ground. She pointed at an unarmed man who had yet tried to do harm to her, with her kids next to him. This is why she got fucked by the mandatory sentencing and 3 counts of aggravated assault and failed to use SYG. Marrissa left the situation, got her gun, and re-engaged, passing by an unobstructed front door. She fired and the bullet hit the wall. A warning shot is not aimed at the person, especially when next to children. It went through that wall and hit the ceiling of the next room. The man called 911, and the woman made no attempt to call. While people like to point out the mans deposition and use it as a defense for Marrissa, they fail to notice it is his revised, non original deposition. The original is very damning to her. Regardless, neither excuse the failed attempt to invoke SYG wrongly with those warning shots aimed at them. Besides, he later admitted to lying in the new deposition to protect her.

While Marrissa was on bail, she went to visit the the man (breaking court order) and an argument ensued. When the police showed up, they found she had fled the scene and the man had a swollen bloodied eye. Committing a crime while on bail for another crime against the same man? That will not help you in court, especially when using SYG. When police found her, she lied saying she had an alibi, it turned out to be false. She then claimed he assaulted her first with fists, but she lacked any visible markings.

Marrissa was arrested and bond was revoked on her prior charges of aggravated assault against Gray and his children. She entered a plea of no contest to the domestic battery charges on March 27, 2012.

State prosecutors initially offered Alexander a plea deal of three years in prison. She rejected the deal. Upon conviction, she was sentenced to a mandatory minimum of 20 years in prison. Under Florida law, often referred to as “10-20-Life” for its tiered minimum sentencing requirements, any person convicted of aggravated assault combined with the discharge of a deadly weapon “shall be sentenced to a minimum term of imprisonment of 20 years.”

I can keep going on about her. But I will stop. She clearly fucked up and was in the wrong.


When people use their feelings and emotions and do not research a damn thing and opt to get their “news” from comedy shows, its no wonder you all sound so fucking uneducated and stupid.

Apr 20 2014 9:38 pm

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Apr 20 2014 4:41 pm

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Apr 20 2014 2:20 pm

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Apr 19 2014 10:57 pm

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happy easter